These are a few select quotes from my new favorite classmate.
While looking at an up-close picture of a hemmorhoid (my idea of course), one girl asks what exactly we were looking at:
"Ellyse, that's your brown eye."
While discussing a region of the outer ear called the pinna, which people from Ft. Worth, Texas pronounce pee-nah:
"I'm too old to find out I've got a pee-nah. Just what exactly have I been supposed to be doing with it?"
And, while discussing a trip to the bathroom outside while chopping firewood:
"Oh the chiggers love Miss Kitty."
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