Rejected by a toilet

Many thanks to Mike and Aaron for hanging out and getting drunk on a school night! I am totally paying for it this morning, my head is feeling like a tin can thanks to a cheap-ass bottle of sake discovered after midnight. I'm trying to put together some of the details of the evening....Mike making legislation to make women chattle....and I swear to god the toilet talked to me last night. Okay, maybe not the actual toilet, but I walked into the bathroom of the crap-ass karaoke joint I always end up going to, and got asked to leave by voices coming from the toilet. "Can't you just use the men's room?" they asked me, "We'll be here for a very very long time. Just get out of here." What?!? I got kicked out of a public bathroom for I don't know what, and was too drunk to fight about it. Right now I'm thinking it's good I don't ever leave the house here in Houston.