Seriously, what the hell has happened to sports while I was living abroad? Back in the day, I remember sports being something where we watched atheletes kick eachother's asses while us spectators drank mucho beer. But what is up with the Scripps National Spelling Bee being considered a sport? Unless those kids are throwing punches or pulling hair to get turns on the stage, I don't wanna watch it! And today, I read that the Rock Paper Scissors Championship is on tv tonight. You've got to be kidding me. You mean that full-growm adults outside of Japan actually play this game? Apparently so, and some dood figured out how to make it more exciting too. Hence this new, 15-way, version of the game. I can only think of Mary when I see the Devil, which can hurl rock, breathe fire, is immune to scissors and gun, can cast lightning, eats snakes, and can posess the human. Sounds just like Mary! But I do believe there is one crucial move missing: the Shocker.
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I actually printed this out for my students. There's a 25-way version as well. I think you should make a sexual version that includes the Shocker! the Punisher! and the Dirty Sanchez
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